knombie 

A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.

Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.

knombie by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

obi-wan knobie 

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

obi-wan knobie by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Koombies

The can’t be bothered’s/f@cked’s

I’m not doing the work today I’ve got the koombies.

Koombies by Yalc February 7, 2021

Knowbie 

A dictionary who has taken the form of a human.

Screw Google, ask Knowbie.

Knowbie by Shattoww January 5, 2005

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

chocolate knobbies by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Knobbie-Wankie 

Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey

Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!

Knobbie-Wankie by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005