Knowbie 

A dictionary who has taken the form of a human.

Screw Google, ask Knowbie.

Knowbie by Shattoww January 5, 2005

knowbie 

A person who thinks that he or she knows everything. This person tries to punctuate correctly all the time, but ends up making mistakes most of the time. People talk behind a knowbies back about how much of a loser he or she is.

rofl, look at what a knowbie that guy is.

knowbie by GohanX April 28, 2005

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

knombie 

A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.

Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.

knombie by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016

obi-wan knobie 

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

obi-wan knobie by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Knowie 

Someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. Also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. Often times a coworker who knows everything "just ask them" except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back

Worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us

Knowie by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

chocolate knobbies by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014