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Tow Rope 

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.
My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope
Tow Rope by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019

Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.
Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

the tow-rope 

The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
Me and my girl did the tow-rope last night. Now I need to find a new eel.
the tow-rope by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
A Towrope is a Tampon or other fanny pad with string attached!
Dave:Hey, did you score with that bitch?
Jon: Fuck no man, dirty bitch! I put my hand down her knickers and she had a towrope hanging! Fuck that!
Towrope by Graham Wallace October 23, 2007
Being the bitch in the relationship, like having to tow another mans glider up with your toy plane so he can have all the enjoyment.
Oi towrope give me a glide
towrope by DrGlide September 22, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026