bluetard 

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

bluetard 

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB

Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!

bluetard by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010

Bluetard 

n., pn. 1.A member of the Blue army. 2. A Blue Army member so retarded that calling him a retard would be an offense to retards everywhere.

"Caboose, you bluetard!" ~Sarge

Bluetard by Havoc October 26, 2004

bluetard 

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong June 23, 2007

bluetard 

Derogatory term used by conservatives to refer to liberal extremists. Especially the ones that dye their hair blue or other ridiculous clown colors.

Why does that protester have hair like a clown?

They're just a bluetard son.

bluetard by Iron Funky August 29, 2023

bluetards 

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

Blueturds 

A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.

"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"

Blueturds by PalMatt July 30, 2009