meloing 

Meloing is when a male has a very small penis, which makes it extremely difficult to pleasure any male or female when participating in any sexual activities.

Carmelo!! Why are you meloing?? You need a penis pump!!

meloing by LilBiscuit December 1, 2015

Meloing 

To be absolutely 100% perfect in every and any way possible.

She was so beautiful and meloing that she got the attention of everyone.

Meloing by smargmen00 March 27, 2021

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015

melinglong 

A person of ethnicity - male or female - that is a mix of Indian, Asian and Black at once.
This definition can also be used towards somebody that is "fucking around" or messing up an action a lot.

"Stop being a fucking Melinglong"

melinglong by YourMumsVisa August 22, 2021

Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012

Melting

When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.

"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."

Melting by raxacoricofallapatorian January 7, 2016