After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

can't even by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015

Can't Even

1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"

Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even

Can't Even by Fifty4 February 9, 2015

Can't even

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

"I can't even right now."

Can't even by Hanbanan April 6, 2014

Word of the Day on April 10, 2014

Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

Can't even look at you by DannyDimes April 2, 2021

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

can't even function by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Can't even pee hole

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.

I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

Can't even pee hole by NoAdultingDoneHere May 25, 2016

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026