Sucking Lemons 

7% Vodka Cooler from Canada. Often leads to making out with friends' moms, stealing lawn ornaments, and waking up naked in petting zoos.

After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.

Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.

Sucking Lemons by SamanthaMolly September 16, 2014

sucking lemons 

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy

That pirate sure does like sucking lemons

sucking lemons by doctor kvass the anon August 14, 2021

Sucking a lemon 

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

Sucking a lemon by stropmag July 10, 2010

Trout sucking a lemon 

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.

Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.

Trout sucking a lemon by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011