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Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.
Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.
by Dirky McDiggler August 8, 2011
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1's and 2's

slang term to describe the smell/taste of ones girlfriend during her period. Derived from 1 penny and 2 penny coins which are made from copper.
Man.....Alison let me go down on her last night, all I could taste was 1's and 2's
by Dirky McDiggler August 8, 2011
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