simultype 

when something going on live is simultaneously put on the internet through a site like twitter, facebook, or some other kind of blog; a simulcast online, using a close captioning without the video. typing news via text as a true "eyewitness news person".

I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?

simultype by MillsFokk August 5, 2009

Simultype 

when two or more individuals respond simultaneously to a chat or text message in a manner that creates confusion.

I was telling Zak that I liked his idea, but then he made a second suggestion that I hated, and since we simultyped now he has the wrong idea!

Zak 10:14am: Do you want to go to the mall?
Zak 10:22am: Or maybe the see the new Kevin Smith movie?
Tom 10:22am: Yes, I love that idea. Let's do THAT!
Zak 10:22am: Sweet just hit purchase on the tickets!
Tom 10:23am: What? No! I hate Kevin Smith movies?!

Simultype by Funnyguy0818 May 7, 2020

Simultype 

Simultype is the act of typing a line of dialogue in a chat room or text chain at the same time another person is typing, creating two different conversations, each based off of the same original message.

Alice: I had a black cat once
Bob: I don't like cats
Alice: I like black
Bob: Simultype

Simultype by Jack Asher February 1, 2014

simultaneous trumpfinger 

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.

Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

simultaneous trumpfinger by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020

simultaneous equation 

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.

If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'

simultaneous equation by rieazen September 9, 2014

simultaneous snoregasm 

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

simultaneous snoregasm by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

simultaneously 

adv. - to do at the same time.

I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.

simultaneously by Masterion August 2, 2011