Tabletage 

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

Tabletage by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

tabletalk 

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

tabletalk by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

tablette 

A miniature table

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."

tablette by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

Tabletoe 

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.

"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"

Tabletoe by jsmpap March 19, 2023

Tabletude 

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.

Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.

Tabletude by Shinehead January 2, 2020

Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part

"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"

Tableface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009

tabletard 

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

tabletard by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010