riedl 

Originating from Berlin, Germany and continuously spreading across Europe, a 'riedl' (noun) is a joke that is meant to be funny but is not funny at all although it still provokes laughter out of the fact that it is not funny.

A joke that is so not funny that it is funny, again, but not because of the content of the joke but rather its stupidity.

Person A: "If Greece had oil, it would be out of its debts incredibly fast."
Person B (making a riedl): "But Greece has oil ... olive oil."

riedl by frenchkid September 28, 2012

Tom Riddle 

Absolute hottie. Virginity stealer, female slayer, leg opener, sex on legs.

He is the definition of sexy and hot all together. Any girl not willing to let him carve his name into their thigh is crazy and should be rewarded the death penalty <3

Tom Riddle is the sexiest man in the world - Person
He’s a bloody Terrorist- Friend
Still sexy - person

Tom Riddle by tomriddleslayedme January 5, 2021

Tom Riddle 

Fit antagonist in the Harry Potter series. Lord Voldemort before becoming an egg. Was described as very handsome and charming. Had black hair, brown eyes, was very tall, and had pale skin. He was obsessed with making Horcruxes (objects with part of your soul in it) and the idea of immortality.
Films/books he appears in: Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince

"Tom Riddle is so hot"
"Yeah, but he killed too many people"
"Still hot"

Tom Riddle by anonymous September 14, 2020

Mattheo Riddle 

Mattheo Riddle is from a Draco Malfoy fanfiction called Possesive. Mattheo is known for being extremely sexy and leng. He is also known as Marcus Lopez from Deadly Class, played by actor Benjamin Wadsworth.

“Mattheo Riddle is looking fine ashh” y/n said whilst Draco scoffed.

Mattheo Riddle by dragoninlatin March 3, 2021

ridleylj 

A bad internet rapper, usually male aged between 12-25. They all share the fantasy of one day becoming successful within the music industry and believe that they are in fact the "savior of hip-hop" or "Jesus of hip-hop". Common lyrics in their songs include "Your girlfriend's fake" "Poundcake cake cake cake" and "Like the fresh prince of bel air, in it." They reek of wannabe and are painfully untalented.

Person 1 "Man, this kid is really can't spit bro."
Person 2 "Yeah man, I mean, we should tell him that he's a ridleylj."
Person 1 "That's a difficult talk man, we should bring some tissues."

ridleylj by Moora December 28, 2014

tom riddle 

the hottest mf youll ever meet

omygod hes so hot!!
that has to be tom riddle!

tom riddle by Don’t use my name idiot November 28, 2020

tom riddle 

tom riddle is a hot sexy man who tried to kill that rat called harry potter

“fuck tom riddle is so hot”-person
“stfu no one gives a shit”-friend

tom riddle by remytheratatoullie December 20, 2020