Fuck my ass 

1. As a self insult, usually used when making a stupid/careless mistake.

2. During sexual intercourse/pornography, usually when a woman is horny.

Teacher: Caden you lost 3 marks in your math exam due to careless mistake.
Caden: Ah, fuck my ass!

Woman: Fuck my ass!
Man: Ok.

Fuck my ass by Eat hen February 27, 2019

Fuck my ass 

intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation

When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!

Fuck my ass by A. Pseudonym December 7, 2004

fuck my ass 

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole

"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."

fuck my ass by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012

Fuck My Ass 

1) a figure of speech expressing extreme disgust

or

2) the literal request for having a dick placed into your sphincter

john: Dude that was a shit pass

Andrew: Fuck My ASS!!!



Hooker: Hey baby you wanna fuck my ass?

Fuck My Ass by Kasper18 January 14, 2009

fuck my ass 

The sounds that are released from the mouth of a hot chick, while she has a large penis, repeatedly inserted in and out of her anal cavity.

oh that feels so good, your so big.. fuck my ass. fuck my ass yea yea fuck it fuck it yea yea (RTC)

fuck my ass by Vedder10 May 4, 2006

fuck my ass 

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

fuck my ass by Ryan December 28, 2004

Fuck my ass 

A common phrase among girls at private christian schools like Trinity Christian Academy because they believe it preserves their virginity for marriage.

Man 1: Dude, I finally got in Alden's bed last night!!
Man 2: How'd you pull that off?

Man 1: It was simple. All I had to do was kiss her and wait till she wanted it. Don't worry, she told me to "fuck my ass" because she wants to be a virgin. I can still see her butt when I close my eyes...

Fuck my ass by WildWeasel March 2, 2016