fapist 

someone who faps, also can be used as a general term as an insult

you son of a fapist!

fapist by TokenIranian November 22, 2015

Fapist 

1. Fapist-A person who constantly acts inappropriately, overly sexually advances, or has the tendency to act like a pedophile or rapist over facebook.

Example: He was getting crazy last night on chat...he almost got me thinking he was a Fapist!

Fapist by The Brohas July 8, 2011

fapist 

someone who continually lies about being raped.

Manchester United reserve player has be released today after it was revealed the alledged victim was a serial FAPIST.

fapist by The original Sweet-a-bix March 10, 2010

Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008

Fapstack 

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

faptist 

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010