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TABITHA BASTRESS
Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
TABITHA BASTRESS by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022
beastress
A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.
Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.
Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.
"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."
beastress by bigandtasty October 29, 2005
Baitress
Baitress by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006
Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016
battress
When your married co worker calls himself "Batman" and has an undefined and nigh infinite amount of side chicks and he oozes charisma or something and they can't resist him.
"See that girl there talking to Batman?
Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,
Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
Yeah, does she know hes married?
Does it matter she's fallen under his spell
Yep just another Battress,
Yeah I stopped counting after the first few dozen
battress by tired oldman April 4, 2019
r&bstress
a term used to denote a female artist who mainly records and performs in the r&b genre. aka a female r&b star.
1. omg sza was just named the r&bstress of the 2020s!!
2. no matter what beat she chooses to record on, you can’t deny that she’s an r&bstress.
2. no matter what beat she chooses to record on, you can’t deny that she’s an r&bstress.
r&bstress by msmelismaa March 24, 2025
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"