Decerto

A European competitive Call of Duty forum where many disabled people and infants now hang out, in contrast to the early days (2007) when the level of posting was mainly mature and intelligent. The majority of new users constantly spew overused memes with a view to getting "likes". Many people have adopted the bb.com misc sense of humour but are unaware new faggots so do not have the ability to use said jokes and memes in correct fashion. The average age is 14, with the average IQ being a similar number. It is cringe-central.

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Decerto by Wesley Poupon June 14, 2011

Desertous 

Desert-like, relating to a desert. Also, dry, not wet.

it hasn't rained in forever! If it doesn't rain soon, the whole town will become desertous!

Desertous by Desertousman March 2, 2011

deceptomeme 

A meme (or other widely-shared photo or factoid) that is meant to be deliberately deceptive.

Deceptomeme purveyors prey on people's ignorance and the speed and zeal with which the uninformed will share unsubstantiated material.

People feel shame when you point out they have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: passing along a deceptomeme.

"Hey, did you hear? This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, five Sundays. That has not happened in 845 years. It's called Monkey's Luck and you are supposed to go buy a lottery ticket or some shit like that and then share it. I think I'm gonna do it even though this could be a deceptomeme."

"Check this out...tomorrow is the day Marty McFly set his time machine when he travels to the future. That is so cool because I really love that movie. I won't check to see if it's really true, but I'll just pass it along. No way this is a deceptomeme"

deceptomeme by xophere July 30, 2012

decert 

decert, the Removal of the horn , rack , antlers or tusk.

de, Latin for remove
cert, Latin for horn.

decerted, certed-ed , past tense
decerting, decert-ing , current tence

Jake was dismayed to find the elephant had been decerted.

decert by dm18 June 9, 2014

deceptofile 

(n) a person who looks attractive from the side but vastly less attractive to a disappointing degree when they turn to face you. The root is a combination of the words "deceptive" and "profile".

Note: this is different than a "deceptophyle" which is a guy who only has sex with transformers.

From the side, she was a fox, but when she looked at me head on, I realized she was a deceptofile--so disappointing.

deceptofile by jodyOs November 16, 2009

Debertolize 

Throwing your husband under the bus.

Going behind your husband's back to debertolize a financial opportunity for him, specifically one of his passion.

Debertolize by MoneyZach April 10, 2010

Decreto

In Italia è un modo per contare il tempo. A causa del Corona - Covid-19 e del lockdown, le persone hanno smesso di usare i giorni, i mesi o gli anni e contano quanti 'DPCM' (Decreto del Presidente del Consiglio dei Ministri) sono passati dall'ultima volta che hanno fatto qualcosa.

EN: In Italian, it's a way to count time. Due to Corona - Covid-19 lockdown, people stopped using days, or months and years and they use to count time how many 'DPCM' (Drecree of the First Minister) passed from the last time they did something.

Oh Mario, non ci siamo visti per tantissimi decreti!

Quando è stata l'ultima volta che abbiamo parlato? Forse durante il 18° decreto?
- Giuseppe, stai molto in bagno? - - Oh no, solo un paio di drecreti e poi esco. -

EN: Oh Mario, we didn't see each other for a lot of 'decreti'!

When was the last time we talked together? Was it during the 18th decree?
- Giuseppi, are you using the toilet for a long time? - - Oh no, just a couple of decrees and I'll be out. -

Decreto by JustMario May 4, 2020