Smurf turd 

A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets

Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!

Smurf turd by SuburbanShaman April 22, 2011

surf and turd 

When one uses a wireless internet connection to surf the internet while they go poop.

Check out their bathroom. They have a laptop in there so you can surf and turd.

surf and turd by Joel J Strong January 7, 2009

Surf n' Turd

Reverse blumpkin; when a female is droppin' a deuce while a guy simultaneously tongue punches her meat curtains

My girl was horny but she had to take a shit so we opted for the surf n' turd.

Surf n' Turd by Wolfpack, Inc. August 28, 2016

Smurftard

A Retarded Uneducated libtard in the BLUE Democrat Party that is a far left liberal

Shut the fuck up you fucking smurftard

Smurftard by Big Black Patriot December 18, 2020