Souted 

Scottish term for when shit-faced, making multiple typos, but attempting to act sober when on an online forum
Amalgamation of Shit-Faced and Outed.

xxx wrote 'AH DONT GIVfck hes DILDO'
yyy wrote 'You pished'?
xxx wrote 'nAW SObre'

yyy wrote 'SOUTED'

Souted by FannybawsFaeBrillyunt October 20, 2010

Soured Nooder 

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Stouted 

To be trapped or held hostage in prolonged and circuitous conversation by your boss, impacting workday productivity.

I went to my boss' desk for my 30 minute one-on-one but was stouted and didn't get back to my desk for over an hour.

Stouted by JWOW206 February 7, 2010

sousted 

Drunk, Intoxicated, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, etc.

"We got sousted last night."
"Man, I am so sousted right now."
"We're gunna get sousted tonight!"

sousted by MrC June 6, 2005

evie grace souter 

Evie Grace Souter is not the favourite child

Evie Grace Souter is not the favourite child

evie grace souter by Bubzzzzz... April 10, 2020

Got It Sorted 

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

Got It Sorted by wardswords November 29, 2016

Soused 

One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

"Woah that dude is soused"

Soused by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005