When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.
Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.
by Nate G. March 11, 2005
by Da PACMAN August 21, 2005
The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004
by Fucking ass's already using my name August 25, 2005
by katie bahr February 04, 2003
having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
by Drunken Joe October 03, 2006
being totaly smashed out of your mind
by Zo0_Kepper April 05, 2004