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Troll Hard 

A term to describe an act of intensionally enraging a group of people on an internet chat room or forum board. It's often used as a parody of Die Hard an action film from 1988, although instead of the protagonist climbing a tower full of armed terrorists he is climbing a tower of shit puns and all caps all in bold italics and font size 26, all while spouting memes and ridiculous opinions on a plethora of things.
Trolling hard on the Dues Ex fan forum:

User: Lol Halo invented the FPS, Dues ex looks like shit, and is old.

or....

Troll hard on the Bungie forum:

User: Halo is shit lol MW2 is teh best fps evar, nd joo all know it.
Troll Hard by CC (IRL) October 15, 2010
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troll hard 

a bearded dwarf with a hard-on
H: Look that trolls got a troll hard
A: What a freak he must have looked at your boobs
H: LOLOLOL (COLCOLCOL)
troll hard by doubletroubleds September 11, 2011

troll harder 

phrase used in web flames to mock opponent's poor argumentation
Ed: It was awful movie.
Tom: Troll harder.
troll harder by tommy_c December 14, 2009

trolltard 

A poster on a forum that posts too many times and only posts nonsense and nothing interesting. Usually a troll. Called trolltard because the poster has no life other than being on the internet
"did you add yourself under "trolltard?", Pasilda Nacera?" - micheal(a bluelighter)
trolltard by Hector March 3, 2004
1. The act of someone trying too hard to be a troll.

2. Someone going out of their way to be a prick to someone else.

3. A variation of the word "Tryhard" where in this insatnce, one is trying too hard to be an asshole.
Hey, i noticed you're wearing blue socks... I hate you, you fat, ugly worthless shit face kid!

Wow, your such a trollhard! Your wearing blue socks too!
TrollHard by SCREAMOpannts July 20, 2010

Trolltard 

A person who talks about trollface everyday and only listen to trollface stuff.
"Guys let talk about trollface" said Jared "No Jared you talk about trollface everyday." Cried Tom. "Then let listen to tally hall" said Jared proudly "NO JARED NO WE LISTEN TO THEM EVERY DAY JUST STOP MOVE ON" yelled Tom. "YOU ARE SUCH A TROLLTARD" yelled Tom again.
Trolltard by death.mp4 March 15, 2021
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