Metapenis
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megapenis
The exact opposite of a micropenis.
The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
Metapedia
A wiki created by and for white supremacists that typically takes a pro-nazi, pro-aryan look at different subjects. Well, not really - these different subjects basically amount to talking shit about black people.
Metapedia by Lord Necronus September 15, 2009
Melapenis
Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?
We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.
Okay.
We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.
Okay.
Melapenis by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022
Metaphenis
Metaphenis by Hellosilly January 30, 2009
methampenis
methampenis- a delish, yellow starch that comes from plants. slang term for corn, specifically on the cob.
“the methampenis tastes amazing when boiled or grilled and slathered with butter. methampenis is a delicious starch also known as corn.”
methampenis by cornondacob July 30, 2021