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Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.

Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.
Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.

Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.
Shelve by RooZy March 19, 2009
...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.
"My ass was burning for 20 minutes after i shelved that bikkie."
shelve by Diego September 30, 2003
The quickest way to get an ecstacy pill to reach your bloodstream.
"Why don't you shelve yo' bikkie?"
"Ahhh hellzz no!"
shelve by Diego September 4, 2003
1.To put a person that is unworthy of respect out of your mind completely.
2. To accidently(or intensionally) forget about an engagement that you should've have attended.
"Pete... why don't you just shelve that bitch. She's not worth it."

"Damn! I was supposed to go to that interpol show last night but I had to shelve it because trish was going also."
Shelve by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

Shelve train 

When a team of legends lines up and each sticks a pinga (ecstasy pill) in the persons anus that is directly in front of them.
Shit got really out of hand last night, who suggest we ride the shelve train! The most awkward way of meeting my friends new boyfriend seeing as he was in front of me
Shelve train by Hayno June 17, 2017

shelmerdine

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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