Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"
A dad. Except he’s your brother and he’s the dad of your child.
Fred: Mike, did you hear about dan?
Mike: no, why?
Fred: I just heard he’s becoming a daduncle!
Mike: wait, what? Daduncle?!?
Fred: yep.. he did it to his sister, molly
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.