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Dead Uncle

Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.
Argh I cant get it up!

*brick falls on penis*

OH shiz! my dead uncle!
Dead Uncle by Troller of trolls September 9, 2010

Dead Uncle Simulator 

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.
Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

daduncle 

A dad. Except he’s your brother and he’s the dad of your child.
Fred: Mike, did you hear about dan?
Mike: no, why?
Fred: I just heard he’s becoming a daduncle!
Mike: wait, what? Daduncle?!?
Fred: yep.. he did it to his sister, molly
daduncle by dumbhump April 10, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026