punch list

1. (noun) List of items for a project that still need to be completed after a project is closed and handed over to the requestor. These are items not necessary to start and run the process but were part of the project scope.

2. (noun) List of people or things that need to be literally or figuratvely punched. This list is typically held by a project manager or engineer and often contains the names of those who caused punchlist items.

1. Guy 1: We are two days late on intalling this pipe. How can we get this done?

Guy 2: Just put in the pipe and we can punchlist the insulation. We can come back next week and get it.

2. They delayed us 2 days and cost us $500k extra? Oh yea, the pipefitters are on the punch list.

punch list by longshot162 May 12, 2011

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punchfist

Verb; to insert one's fist into a partner's anus with a violent punching motion. Not for beginners. May cause serious problems with your ass down the line. Also, is very gross.

See "to punchfuck" for more.

I thought I had seen it all, but then I saw some punchfisting porn, and I couldn't get the image of prolapsed rectums out of my head for days.

punchfist by El Tonico October 11, 2007

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Punchist

A 'punchist' is someone who punches their friends when extremely intoxicated and deny's or doesn't recall it ever happening.

"He just punched me in my arm."
"No i didn't, What does he think i am a 'punchist
' or something?"
"Why is he trying to call me a punchist for?"

Punchist by m_raw November 29, 2012

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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