FlipBORED

The state one is in when browsing his or her social networks through a social media aggregator like Flipboard. This is where one has no particular desire to seek out specific data or information, but just wants to mindlessly "flip" through "pages" of possibly pertinent postings.

Conversely, FlipBORED can also mean one no longer finds Flipboard of interest.

Eh, social media magazines are overrated. Frankly, I was already FlipBORED in less than a week!

by clubnobbie July 28, 2010

flippered

To make a girl recreate the noises of Flipper, the great dolphin, who has starred in many films and tv series. Can be also known as: flippering and flipper.

I totally just flippered her last night.
I am too busy flippering right now; I'll turn in the report tomorrow.

by Dr Lollipop July 5, 2008

Flipboarding

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

flipmoded

Although almost impossible to be achieved or attempted, is the re-correction of one's actions or observations in a discouraging way.

(Assuming two people are drunk, one sober)
Rich: I'm tellin' ya, to dial for help is 9-11
Jack: No ya damass!! It's 9-1-2
Mick: Believe it or not, it's 9-1-1
Rich: Oh snap!, you just got flipmoded!!

by Jose Gomez June 28, 2006

Flippered

Drunk/wankered/wasted/hammered/flibbered

Ah mate, I went out last night and got absolutely flippered!

by bananananananananaphone July 9, 2011