Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."

I Came by Mattematask Mattan December 14, 2009

I came

One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.

*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING

I came by BetterSpeech July 26, 2010

i came up on

stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.

i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!

i came up on by cotosakra November 7, 2009

i came in like a wrecking ball

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells

Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

i came in like a wrecking ball by cattaylor January 13, 2014

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009

I came to party

I came to party is like the modern more eloquent Yolo.

Hanging out with someone and they offer drugs or to do something stupid yet entertaining “hell yea man I came to party”

I came to party by Yeetemthenskeetem June 23, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026