Spermite 

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

Spermite by ofperin May 7, 2010

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

spermtee 

Usually performed during a blowjob, the act of ejaculating on a girls' chin, creating the appearance of a goatee.

I went over to Ashley's house last night and gave her a spermtee.

spermtee by compact asian January 22, 2009

spermies 

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermie 

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

Spermie by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

spermine 

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

spermine by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Spermit the Frog 

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

Spermit the Frog by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003