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hoodwink 

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary
She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.
hoodwink by subtlesteel July 12, 2010

hoodwink 

When a uncircumsized penis winks at you
He pulled down his pants and his penis gave me a hoodwink...

... its flirting when you hoodwink at people...

.. hoodwinking is a natural phenomenon in adolescent boys when learning about their penis... but make sure that he is the one controlling the winking of his hood..
hoodwink by horus1349 January 1, 2012

hoodwink 

to be led astray by the "assets" of a butterface.
(walking in a cafeteria as you see an attractive looking girl from behind and she turns around and doesn't look good at all) "I just got hoodwinked by that girl."
hoodwink by gr8ness T April 27, 2010

hoodwink 

When a fat ass pussy has an even fatter orgasm right in front of your nose.
Yo, homeboy, I got super soaked in da face last night when Shawntay hoodwinked my ass... sheeeeit.
hoodwink by BabyDickBlackBalls January 17, 2011

HOODWINK 

To blindfold someone; someone or something covering one's eyes.
He got hoodwinked on the way to a secret location, in the car.
HOODWINK by Knighthawkmason May 4, 2021

hoodwink 

when an old, worn-out, dusty woman who is wearing a very short skirt bends over to intentionally moon everyone behind her and "show them what's under the hood"
There goes Diane, hoodwinking everyone again.
hoodwink by cooswaggle October 3, 2024