1. Slang for a vaginal orifice that resembles the snout of a pig; a puffy, wet vagina with a small circular opening and enlarged clitoris most common among overweight women.
2. A descriptive term for an eroused vagina excreting cyprine (sexual discharge).
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.