phobese 

Obese with a P-H. Pretty hot and obese.

Roseanne is phobese!

phobese by Hal Boyd Harmon February 26, 2003

PhoneSells 

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

PhoneSells by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

Phonesexual 

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

Phonesexual by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

phoebesexual 

being gay for phoebe tonkin and for her only.

—Have you seen the new photo Phoebe posted?
—Shut up I'm so phoebesexual

phoebesexual by 2938yehs January 11, 2021

phonesex 

getting off over the phone

"You want to have phonesex? I can get you off over the phone."

phonesex by jasin June 20, 2005

phonesexy 

when two horny desperate mofos talk dirty on da phone

damn girl, you one fine sk ho, lets phonesexy

phonesexy by GHETTOQUEENJESS January 17, 2005

Phonesex 

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.

Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill

Phonesex by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011