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If I was with you right now, I'd push you down on your bed, and climb on top of you. I'd kiss you slowly, passionately, running one hand through your hair while I talk dirty in your ear. My other hand would work it's way down your body till I reached your ****. I'd unzip them slowly and reach my hand inside to feel your hard, thick, long...

Something like that? And then ask him what he'd do in return... basically you're gonna end up writing out a sex scene on your phone... like story time! hehe
by RayRay17 April 06, 2014
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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