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Pokeseizure 

A pokeseizure is an epileptic seizure, induced by the flashing of red and blue

that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode

38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,

the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced

on the infamous scene.

Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"

Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the

geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing

fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the

projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the

seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening

and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color

pallettes.

The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is

utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,

but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and

slower frame rates of their animation.

This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the

internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.

In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,

especially loops of the scene with music.

Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,

due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
Alex - "Dude wanna see episode 38 I found it on youtube!"

Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"

Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."

Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
Pokeseizure by Viethra July 14, 2009
Related Words

pokéserved 

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.
Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
pokéserved by k795 July 27, 2016

Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Fred Poeser by Phymon May 6, 2018

Pokésexual 

People who are sexually attracted to Pokémon
Today, rights for gays, tomorrow rights for Pokésexuals
Pokésexual by Arceus777 February 4, 2014

Pokesexual 

Sexually attracted to Pokemon, as one would normally be to a man or woman.
-"Yeah, I jizzed in my pants last week when I found out about Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver."
-"I bet you did. I always knew you were a pokesexual."
Pokesexual by Elkirbydiablo May 18, 2009

PokeSesh 

When a group of friends gather too play, pokemon.
Come too Stewarts for a pokesesh?
PokeSesh by NeilKetchum August 11, 2010