Size of a massively overweight person with a penchant for consuming objects high in fat. Will often eat sticks of butter, lard and enjoys Paula Deen.
by the hituation February 3, 2010
Get the pobese mug.A pokeseizure is an epileptic seizure, induced by the flashing of red and blue
that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode
38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,
the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced
on the infamous scene.
Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"
Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the
geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing
fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the
projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the
seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening
and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color
pallettes.
The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is
utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,
but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and
slower frame rates of their animation.
This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the
internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.
In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,
especially loops of the scene with music.
Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,
due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode
38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,
the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced
on the infamous scene.
Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"
Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the
geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing
fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the
projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the
seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening
and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color
pallettes.
The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is
utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,
but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and
slower frame rates of their animation.
This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the
internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.
In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,
especially loops of the scene with music.
Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,
due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
Alex - "Dude wanna see episode 38 I found it on youtube!"
Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"
Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."
Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"
Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."
Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
by Viethra July 14, 2009
Get the Pokeseizure mug.Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
by k795 July 27, 2016
Get the pokéserved mug.Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
by Phymon May 6, 2018
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Get the Pokésexual mug.-"Yeah, I jizzed in my pants last week when I found out about Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver."
-"I bet you did. I always knew you were a pokesexual."
-"I bet you did. I always knew you were a pokesexual."
by Elkirbydiablo May 18, 2009
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