Crapolini 

noun - a word used to describe something that happened.
-mostly used when realized you've forgotten something or messed up badly.
-to stop your self from cursing, you use this word

"Oh, crapolini! I screwed up my math test!"

"Crapolini! I forgot my Spanish book at school, and i have a huge 7 chapter test tomorrow!"

Crapolini by CandyyCat456 December 22, 2009

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

wilkes county, north carolinia by burchs March 15, 2010

Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Carolining 

Locking yourself in a bathroom and having the cops called to break down the door

Are you still grounded from carolining last weekend

Carolining by The Egypt bomber August 25, 2019

carpolitis 

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

carpolitis by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

crapsini 

Crapsini is the MUCH cheaper version as Lambrini..and if you thought you couldn't get worse...YOU CAN..its basically piss coloured fizzy alcohol..and it does the job! ..but sadly it rips the lining off your stomach..its on a par with turps.

Pikey's Lise and Elayne..'are you coming around to mine tonight with some crapsini..i could do with a goo sesh'..'yeah i'll get Cezza /Mand/Gilly and Amber round too' ..'mind you i dont think Cezza and Gill..will drink this crapsini shite'

crapsini by crapsini conuseur June 15, 2009