A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.
when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.
The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.
I was trying to put some cream on my dryhands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.