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speculation 

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.
"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."
speculation by thespeculator October 18, 2009
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speculation 

When you make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.
See, that's the thing with speculation. You make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.
speculation by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

Speculation Chat 

The smelly home to some of the smelliest cringiest people on the planet!
Circuit : "Help, I'm in speculation chat, and I can't get out, send help!"
Speculation Chat by Succtron December 14, 2021

Premature Speculation

talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation
Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.

Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp

The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation
Premature Speculation by Dereklynn September 14, 2012

implausible speculation 

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.
The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.
implausible speculation by mlhiss October 7, 2020

implausible speculation 

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.
The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.
implausible speculation by mlhiss October 7, 2020
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