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OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??
OFFS by LittleDuke June 3, 2015
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Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"
OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.
OFFS by CJRogue July 26, 2015
As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..
To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .
offs by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Angry, offended, iratated.
Jimmy got offs when Jeremy cummed in his ass.
offs by Anonymous November 9, 2003
The"offs": When you're not really hungover, but not quite lucid. Just sort of off-center.
It took me an hour to write this example because I have the offs.
offs by Grebenshikov June 5, 2007
Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".
"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"
OFFS by bwet00 September 6, 2017