ointment

An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."

ointment by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006

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Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

ointment by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

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Ointment

A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS

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Rub me with some ointment.

ointment by Grime April 11, 2003

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what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

ointment by Nick February 5, 2004

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a nickname for a girl named josepha koda. you mustonly refer to her as that.

person 1 : hi ointment!!!!!!!!!!!!
ointment: hi.

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