pitters 

A sense of impending doom or extreme apprehension. Refers to armpit perspiration that accompanies a frightening or uneasy situation. Used as an excalamation or a noun.

"Pitters dude! I'm running on empty and it's a hundred miles to the next gas station."

"I've got some irreversible pitters going about this project for work. My boss has been riding my ass all week and I haven't even started yet.

pitters by DC_dimmy January 5, 2006

Pitters 

When you drink too much coffee, get the jitters, and have to poop. Popping out the jitters.

"Aw man, that Carmel Macchiato gave me the pitters!"

Pitters by Tb93 September 5, 2015

Monkey Pitters 

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.

He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters

Monkey Pitters by nopitters December 8, 2021

Bitter Pitters 

Bitter, Ignorant, Uneducated people who's goal in life is to hate the Pit Bull breed. These close-minded people are often influenced by media and other Bitter Pitters. These are the same type of people that vote based on commercial information. Bitter Pitters love corn.

Running the other direction when seeing a Pit Bull (on leash no less) is a typical Bitter Pitter move. Grabbing their child in fear and telling them to stay away from THAT dog is also typical.

Corn cobs have also been found in the anus of deceased Bitter Pitters.

Bitter Pitters by BitterBittersUnite August 20, 2011

andrew pitters 

Simp God, will run around the neighborhood naked just to be able to look at a female.

“bruh is Andrew Pitters simping again”

andrew pitters by facetime unavailable October 17, 2019

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

mark patterson 

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

mark patterson by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018