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What a binford!
Binford by Anonymous October 13, 2003
n. (Bin-ferd)

A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.

Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.

Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)
"Aw man, why'd you invite Chris to the party? He's a total Binford."

"Uh-oh, here comes Binford."
Binford by Dave Losso December 5, 2007
(n) another name for the male anatomy... deriving from binford tools a.k.a. "home improvement with tim the 'toolman' taylor.
if you dont shut your mouth im gonna smack you in the grill with my binford.
binford by eggburt moustaffa January 22, 2009
An unaccountably evil man obsessed with bukkake videos and possessed of a morbid fesr of clowns.
If ya think Binford's gonna bukkake you, just bust out the Bozo nose and he'll run like a little bitch...
binford by habeas corpse January 10, 2004

Rising Binford 

The Rising Binford is a hardcore sex move invented by an unnamed man residing in Binford-upon-Avon in Warwickshire, England.

The practice of the Rising Binford is when a man goes down on a woman and then screams in her face just as she is climaxing. This practice is usually followed by the man quickly running out of the room/bush/brothel/public phonebox.
Girl: "Hey! What the hell was that?"

Guy: "You just got served a Rising Binford biaaaatcchhhh"

Destination: Benford 

A ROBLOX railway game based on British railways. It's quite good and realistic, but not as popular as GCR or SCR.
Ben: What have you been playing this weekend, if any?
Tom: I've found this nice gem of a game, Destination: Benford. Quite nice, it should be on the front page!
Destination: Benford by Carl Plandog November 29, 2020