skypejack 

when a person you're skype-ing with decides to pleasure themselves while watching you.

While skyping with his mother-in-law, Frank suddenly got an overwhelming urge to skypejack.

skypejack by RiBoRi June 11, 2009

Spejack 

The short form of Spejaculate.
The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I Spejacked my pants!"
"I don't know why but I always seem to spejack my pants at the titty bar :("
"Poor dude! He totally spejacked before his birthday lap dance!"
"Ever since I went celibate I seem to always spejack at parties"

Spejack by funnyfucker123 April 8, 2009

Skyjacked 

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

Skyjacked by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

skyjack

Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.

The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.

skyjack by jds07030 April 15, 2017

Skypefuck 

Being completely nude on a video chat program, such as Skype, Oovoo, Etc..

Man, you know that bitch Tonya? She Skypefucked me last night bruh!

Skypefuck by LulzForDeadRabbitz July 30, 2010

SkyJack

When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.

He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.

SkyJack by Pol Pot's yoga class September 19, 2017

skipjacktoona 

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.

Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.

skipjacktoona by Slimey September 8, 2003