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Sock Rocket 

A sock (usually tube) used for excessive masturbation to the point it will stand vertically if placed on its top.
Jeremy has a sock rocket hidden in his dresser
Sock Rocket by RobbyD March 14, 2015

sock rocket 

The result of covering one's erect penis with a sock.
Cock + Sock = Sock Rocket.
Primarily for novelty and teasing.
He took my phone and ended up finding the picture of Andrew's sock rocket.

-Any suggestions for an erotic photo?
-You could go with a sock rocket...
-okay...
sock rocket by Taschend January 5, 2008

Snot Rocket Cum Sock 

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.
hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?

sockrocket 

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.
Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.
sockrocket by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026