VMB

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Virgin Mary Boy

Someone who hasn't had a lot of sexual experience.

Look at him getting a boner from just looking at her. He's such a VMB

VMB by Fakster May 4, 2009

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VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

VMB by Mel October 13, 2003

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Vacate My Bowels

I can't believe I didn't VMB when you fell off the pier!

vmb by charlie & Hef January 5, 2011

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`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn

You are bored with life and trying to find interesting definitions of a combination of letters in the urban dictionary. You alternated every key on the keyboard from left to right.

Guy 1: Hey, weren't you supposed to be studying for the exam?

Guy 2: `=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn
Guy 1: Ahhhh.

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn by tigrexhateclub June 30, 2021

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q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

For when you're so bored, you for some reason push all the keys on the keyboard from from the edges to the middle starting from the left

Man, I wonder if q\w]erptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn is on the Urban [dictionary.

q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by GrandDevo January 30, 2022

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`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

Your in class bored as shit aren't you? well here you are, there is nothing beyond this boredom exepts for typing it all again but holding shift.

Random Nigga: i'm so fucking bored, i'm in emotional and physical distress off of how bored i am.

Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.

Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by wjhewjdwj dsa October 14, 2020

z/x.c,vmbn

When you are bored.

z/x.c,vmbn are keys of the keyboard

z/x.c,vmbn by z.x,cmvnb October 2, 2021

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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