VMB

Virgin Mary Boy

Someone who hasn't had a lot of sexual experience.

Look at him getting a boner from just looking at her. He's such a VMB

by Fakster May 4, 2009

VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

by Mel October 13, 2003

vmb

Vacate My Bowels

I can't believe I didn't VMB when you fell off the pier!

by charlie & Hef January 5, 2011