VMB

Virgin Mary Boy

Someone who hasn't had a lot of sexual experience.

Look at him getting a boner from just looking at her. He's such a VMB

by Fakster May 4, 2009

VMB

Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

by Mel October 13, 2003

vmb

Vacate My Bowels

I can't believe I didn't VMB when you fell off the pier!

by charlie & Hef January 5, 2011

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn

You are bored with life and trying to find interesting definitions of a combination of letters in the urban dictionary. You alternated every key on the keyboard from left to right.

Guy 1: Hey, weren't you supposed to be studying for the exam?

Guy 2: `=1-203948576q\werptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn
Guy 1: Ahhhh.

by tigrexhateclub June 30, 2021

q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

For when you're so bored, you for some reason push all the keys on the keyboard from from the edges to the middle starting from the left

Man, I wonder if q\werptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn is on the Urban dictionary.

by GrandDevo January 30, 2022

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

Your in class bored as shit aren't you? well here you are, there is nothing beyond this boredom exepts for typing it all again but holding shift.

Random Nigga: i'm so fucking bored, i'm in emotional and physical distress off of how bored i am.

Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.

Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576qweprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.

by wjhewjdwj dsa October 14, 2020

z/x.c,vmbn

When you are bored.

z/x.c,vmbn are keys of the keyboard

by z.x,cmvnb October 2, 2021