Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.

Oh, man, what time is it? 6:45?! Shit, I gotta get to work. I'll just have to have a VMB.

VMB by Mel October 13, 2003

vmb

Vacate My Bowels

I can't believe I didn't VMB when you fell off the pier!

vmb by charlie & Hef January 5, 2011

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn

You are bored with life and trying to find interesting definitions of a combination of letters in the urban dictionary. You alternated every key on the keyboard from left to right.

Guy 1: Hey, weren't you supposed to be studying for the exam?

Guy 2: `=1-203948576q\w]erptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn Guy [1: Ahhhh.

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn by tigrexhateclub June 30, 2021

q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

For when you're so bored, you for some reason push all the keys on the keyboard from from the edges to the middle starting from the left

Man, I wonder if q\w]erptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn is on the Urban [dictionary.

q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by GrandDevo January 30, 2022

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

Your in class bored as shit aren't you? well here you are, there is nothing beyond this boredom exepts for typing it all again but holding shift.

Random Nigga: i'm so fucking bored, i'm in emotional and physical distress off of how bored i am.

Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.

Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by wjhewjdwj dsa October 14, 2020

z/x.c,vmbn

When you are bored.

z/x.c,vmbn are keys of the keyboard

z/x.c,vmbn by z.x,cmvnb October 2, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026