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Double-L 

Pseudonym for an incompetent colleague initialed as L.L. The colleague often adorns himself in spandex, departs the workplace at 4:00 p.m. after arriving at 11:00 a.m., and incessantly complains about being overworked whilst shirking his duties to self-stimulate.
1. Do you take the over or under that the Double-L will show up before 10:30?
2. The WWE Superstahhhhhhrrrrrr Double-L called in "sick" again. He probably had a late night fondling his man-wang.
Double-L by fu_db April 6, 2009
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double-L 

LLES = Lower Lower East Side -- the area in Manhattan below Delancy and east of Bowery that is a mish mash of Chinese, Hasidic Jews, Project people and creeping hipsters
Visitor: "That Grand Street stop smells like garbage."

Resident: "You learn to love it when you live in the double-L...it smells like home."

Double-L 

Crunchy-O’s name for LidLock
How’s it going Double-L buddy I didn’t see you.
Double-L by LidLockTV April 25, 2023
1.) A depressed lesbian who gets endorphins by doing things that other people might see as stupid. She might think of herself as a loser or make stupid decisions like spending all of her money on unessential things impulsively.

2.) Lesbian Loser (LL).
Roommate 1: "Hey, do you have your half of the rent this month?"

Roommate 2: "No I forgot that rent was coming up this month. I already spent my whole paycheck on BTS concert tickets."

Roommate 1: " You what!?"

Roommate 2: "I'm sorry. You know I'm a Double L. I'd give Jimin my last penny if I could."

Roommate 1: "............................"
Double L by girlintheworld February 21, 2022
Loyal Link. When you have a sneaky link who is faithful.
“I wish Billy was my double L”
Double L by Queen Anastasia April 15, 2024
A person who is described as a "Lint Licker"; typically used as an insult towards dirty, unkept, bum, untamed men. Can also describe a person who enjoys eating hairy cooch (the hair would be the lint in this case and the male is the licker) , typically used as an insult toward eaters who eat different women's cooches often.
Will: John is such a Double L
Pat: A what?
Will: John gave head to samantha uncut, he's a lint licker
Pat: Oh wow john gets down, he is a double L
Double L by doowapshoewap June 3, 2024

Double L Call 

The act of making abrasive drunk phone calls to asian co-workers. These calls are very barbaric and brutish in nature. Usually involving one or more references to her anus, mouth, and other similiar body parts along with various unapproved actions. This kind of behavior is usually frowned upon in the workplace but because alcohol is involved it can be a generally accepted weekend practice.
Chris: "Hey Lynn what's up I was drinkin and thinkin of you and I want to put it in your butt and if it doesn't fit I'll take your mouth. Ok see ya at work on Monday."

Pepe: "Dude that was such a Double L Call!"
Double L Call by The Russ Buss October 27, 2006
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