scrambled egg 

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

scrambled egg by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008

scrambled egg 

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

scrambled egg by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Scrambled Egg 

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

Scrambled Egg by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Scrambled Egg 

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

Scrambled Egg by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

scrambled egg 

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.

Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.

scrambled egg by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008

Scrambled Egg 

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

Scrambled Egg by cwish March 25, 2008

Scrambled Egg 

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.

Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.

Scrambled Egg by Wrong turner September 13, 2009