ranched 

a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"

ranched by tornadotony May 22, 2010

ranched 

to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'

ranched by lars43 February 23, 2009

ranched 

to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her

ranched by ranched September 5, 2016

ranched 

The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.

My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.

ranched by muff buster September 8, 2011

Ranched 

You are dressed nicely, you are ranched because you are dressing.

Treyshaw: Aye nigga i done got out da mall i be lookin ranched asf wit my true religons n my timbs lil nigga

Ranched by tittie mc buttsecks September 24, 2016

Ranched 

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"

Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !

Ranched by Big Dog the Definer November 29, 2018

ranched 

when you say something is yukky,
its very much the same as ranched
it can all so mean the sause that has ranch and mayo lol

the first example is "That boy is very ranched"

The second example is "when i go to hungry jacks i ike to eat ranch, but now i like ranched because its mayo too"

ranched by TAY:) May 12, 2008