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dickoupage 

The hard, crusted-on piece(s) of tissue left adhered to the male genetalia by seminal fluid after cleaning up from a session of masterbation. Often not found until the next cleansing of the body. Can be akward to explain to a partner.
When she found his dickoupage, it was obvious that he had taken some time to pleasure himself. She wondered when he had last showered.
dickoupage by MAG71 February 8, 2009
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dickoupage 

After wiping off your johnson, that bit of toilet paper that sticks like glue to you
"Is that some nasty infection or dry skin on your penis?"
'Nah, it's just some dickoupage"
dickoupage by nightmares999 September 13, 2011
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Dickollage 

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.
I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!
Dickollage by $lapaho March 28, 2021

Decoupage 

The act of bedazzling a fish and then proceeding to nail it to the kitchen ceiling.

Also known as DECOPACHE or DECOPAGE.
"Hey man, did you check out that decoupage?"
"Yeah."

or

"Hey gal, did you happen to walk into the kitchen, stare at the ceiling, and check out that decopache?"
"No, but I will."

OR

"Hey pony, giddy up."
"What do you think I am - a decopage?"
Decoupage by buttonedcausticfish September 1, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026