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dowel
dowel by CarlitoFuente September 29, 2008
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Dowell • dowel • dowellz • Dowel Movement • Doweling • Dowelling • dowellism • Dowell rod • cunt dowel • Sanded Dowel
Dowel Movement
This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Dowel Movement by Travesty October 8, 2021
Sanded Dowel
Sanded Dowel by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021
cunt dowel
cunt dowel by The Oddfather January 2, 2015
Domelet
Friend 1: Let's play chess.
Friend 2: I don't know how to play.
Friend 1: I didn't know I was friends with a domelet.
Friend 2: I don't know how to play.
Friend 1: I didn't know I was friends with a domelet.
Domelet by GigaChad904 May 23, 2020
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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