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a twat and a douche (similar to a "booch," but more offensive)
You are such a twoosh!
Hey twoosh, what's up?
She is acting like a twoosh!
twoosh by alfe October 31, 2011
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A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.
Nothing feels better than crafting a perfect twoosh.
twoosh by HellaMike April 7, 2008
Word of the Day on September 14, 2014
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A perfect backside that compliments a woman's figure without getting all the attention.
There's a woman lucky enough to have a great twoosh.
twoosh by richinventor September 14, 2014

Tooshuffle 

Tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (Example: Spotify), but it shuffles the songs "too much" that it plays in the same order even though it's on shuffle.
Why are you playing the songs in the same order, I hate you tooshuffle!
Tooshuffle by DolphinLoverAU February 9, 2017
A slang term for a butt, rear end, gluteus maximus, derrier, etc. Usually used as a substitute by people who do not want to offend, such as around children.
Sit your tooshie down.
tooshie by TheRealBobSaget November 14, 2006
somewhere around two o'clock
i have to go now...i'll be back at twoish.
twoish by mario66chef January 30, 2014

Tooshmakked 

High asfk to the point of not being able to operate machinery/walk/talk/move sht all the above
Mannnnn kilajuwon had me tooshmakked
Tooshmakked by Zack Thissen May 18, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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