A dancingmonkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.
The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.
As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'