congtar

1: A rare large Cat that breathes fire and wears socks.

2: a side effect of being in class too long.

3: A typo, typically for misspelling Congrats.

Oh man! I was in class yesterday and I got a bad case of the Congtars. I couldn't keep my hands from shaking!

congtar by Liam Sargent January 17, 2008

Constarrhea 

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.

"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."

Constarrhea by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009

constard 

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

constard by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

contarded by kathyv May 6, 2010

Contarted 

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

Contarted by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

Contard 

Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.

Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.

Contard by CapnChaos December 27, 2016

contarlo 

Obscure slang meaning "count it" in Italian. Often accompanied by a hand gesture simulating the shot of a basketball.

"Dude, I just won 20 bucks betting on who gets the gold star in Kid Nation. Contarlo!"

contarlo by T-Wes November 22, 2007